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Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Candle for Morning People

$25.95
Description

Smells like a hell no.

Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.


Sugar Cereal Coma Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
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$25.95
$25.95

Don't you (forget about me)...

A Candle for Morning People