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Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Candle for Zero Carbs

$25.95
Description

Oh, it's a cauliflower cupcake. It's... tolerable.

These days, carbs are more reviled than Satan himself. Hold your nose as you walk past that bakery and whip up some more butter-fried cheese with a heavy whipping cream chaser as you see the fat melt away…or not. In any case, vodka will do just fine.

Cucumber Water Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.

 

  



$25.95
$25.95

Don't you (forget about me)...

A Candle for Zero Carbs