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Whiskey River Soap Co.

FMK Kill Candle


Who Would You Rather... Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Kill Candle

Fuck, Marry, Kill, as described by Wikipedia (sorry, teachers), is a popular social forced-choice question and answer game that has existed for decades. In the game, one person poses three names, typically either names of people in their personal lives, or names of celebrities. The other person then has to decide which of the three they would have sexual intercourse with, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. The game has variously been described as “tasteless” and “juvenile”, which is obviously why we chose to create this awesome candle set.

 Fill in your "kill" choice on candle back label! (See additional images)


Pure Poison Scented
Notes of grapefruit, kumquat, and tropical flowers

Net Weight: 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.



Don't you (forget about me)...

FMK Kill Candle