{"product_id":"not-a-bag-of-dildos-luggage-tag","title":"Not a Bag of Dildos Luggage Tag","description":"\u003cp\u003eIs it a bag of dildos? No. But the tag will make people wonder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Not a Bag of Dildos luggage tag is the ultimate icebreaker for baggage claim, TSA lines, and judgmental relatives. Equal parts hilarious and helpful, it ensures no one mistakes your customer’s carry-on for anything wholesome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable faux leather with a secure plastic strap, it stays put through layovers, lost luggage, and bad decisions. Includes a matching address card to let people know who the bold sense of humor belongs to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 4.05\" x 2.83\" – fits standard luggage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👜 Durable faux leather with plastic belt strap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ Matching address card included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny, functional, and mildly chaotic \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crimson and Clover Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52440300454163,"sku":"LT1003","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/1433\/4542\/files\/not-a-bag-of-dildos-luggage-tag-405.webp?v=1759424438","url":"https:\/\/recreationgifts.com\/products\/not-a-bag-of-dildos-luggage-tag","provider":"Recreation Gifts + Supply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}