"“Helllllo ladies. Please step inside my mobile party palace and partake in some adult beverages and classic jams.” If you’ve ever heard this, you’re not alone. And while the Creepy Uncle–who’s almost never really your uncle–is relatively harmless, he’s still not exactly what you and your friends had in mind for the evening. But, hey. Who doesn’t enjoy the dizzying combination of skunked beer and Pink Floyd every once in a blue moon?