Kidding. Clearly you have a deep-seated fear that if you don't share every second of your life on social media, you don't actually exist. But allow me to let you in on a little secret, two actually: 1. Through no fault or merit of your own, you exist. You remind me of that fact every freaking day and 2. Nobody is interesting enough to share everything they do six times a day. Unless maybe you're a highly prolific serial killer or a really cute kitty cat. You feel me?