For the bold traveler who’s not here to play baggage claim games.
The Not Your Bag, Baby luggage tag is a cheeky way to say “hands off”—with just the right amount of Austin Powers energy. It’s the perfect funny travel gift for anyone tired of basic black suitcases and people who can’t read the room (or the name tag).
Made from durable faux leather with a secure plastic strap, this tag stays attached from takeoff to meltdown. Includes a matching address card for contact info—just in case someone still thinks it’s their bag, baby.
Specs:
📏 4.05" x 2.83" – fits standard luggage
👜 Durable faux leather with plastic belt strap
✉️ Matching address card included
Funny, functional, and mildly chaotic
