Pencils for Fucking Birthdays

Fucking Birthdays Pencils

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

• I guess you want a present now, huh
• happy. birthday. to. me.
• oh, you're sooo special today 
• hey, at least I remembered 
• you're not old, you're ancient 
• you're lucky I have to be nice to you
• go on. cry if you want to.
• slightly expired

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8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils Made in the USA
Box Size: 7 ½" H x 2 ½" W x ⅜" L