Dark red key chain with white lettering reads "SO PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY" in classic motel key tag style. A queer twist on "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story, but better because it's actually about being gay instead of just heterosexual romance disguised as self-esteem.
š Specifications: š¹ Size: Approximately 3.75" x 1.75" š¹ Materials: Durable plastic with metal split ring š¹ Design: Classic hotel/motel key tag aesthetic š¹ Color: Dark red with white lettering š¹ Reads "GET BULLISH" in small text on reverse side š¹ Designed in NYC by GetBullish
šÆ Perfect Statement Piece: Clip this to your keys, bag, or backpack to announce your trifecta of excellence. Some people are just pretty. Others are just witty. You're both, plus gay, which automatically makes you more interesting than most people at any given party. \
