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Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Candle for Big Families

$25.95
Description

Maybe one day.

I'd never yelled the word "motherf*ck!" in front of small children until that day I stepped on my first Lego from hell. Sorry, kiddos, but that was simply unavoidable. And that's the day my baby-sitting career ended. Too bad. I hear the hourly rates are now sky-high. Probably pays more than my current career as a serial philanderer, gosh darn it. Just think, I could be eating frozen pizza rolls right out of the bag in someone else's tricked-out kitchen right now if only I'd played my cards right.

Cookies & Play-Doh Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.

 

  



$25.95
$25.95

Don't you (forget about me)...

A Candle for Big Families