Yup, it's your birthday... time to 'drink like a fish'! Show your friend you care with this All I Ever Wanted Birthday Card – they'll be wishing they could party with you all night long! (Don't worry, we won't tell them you've got a 'fintastic' plan up your sleeve!)
Front Message: You drink like a fish, swear like a sailor, have questionable morals...
Inside Message: You're everything I ever wanted in a friend. Happy birthday.
