Is it a bag of dildos? No. But the tag will make people wonder.
The Not a Bag of Dildos luggage tag is the ultimate icebreaker for baggage claim, TSA lines, and judgmental relatives. Equal parts hilarious and helpful, it ensures no one mistakes your customer’s carry-on for anything wholesome.
Made from durable faux leather with a secure plastic strap, it stays put through layovers, lost luggage, and bad decisions. Includes a matching address card to let people know who the bold sense of humor belongs to.
Specs:
📏 4.05" x 2.83" – fits standard luggage
đź‘ś Durable faux leather with plastic belt strap
✉️ Matching address card included
Funny, functional, and mildly chaoticÂ
