Your cart

Close

Your cart is currently empty.

Login

Close
Boldfaced Goods

Thirsty Ribbon

$5.00
Description

Thirsty is an adjective used in describing a person deliberately fishing for compliments, attention, etc. Ex: "She is always posting pictures with extreme cleavage, thirsty much?"

In the game of life, there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot, or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we have the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honor the failures, frauds, and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty, and cute.



$5.00
$5.00

Don't you (forget about me)...

Thirsty Ribbon