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Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Soap for Alone Time

$11.95
Description

Why you so thick?

Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the top of my lungs, you fled the room but went on a texting spree. And that's why I hopped on a bus to Alaska and ditched my phone for soup cans.


Leave Me Alone Tea Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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$11.95
$11.95

Don't you (forget about me)...

A Soap for Alone Time